So this morning, I was weeding in the garden. I pulled out some weeds and saw a huge creepy spider. I immediately asked Rob to come take a look. He said, "That looks like a mouse spider. You should kill it. They're really poisonous!" I picked up a nearby rock and flattened the spider, three times. Later when I stopped by to check that it was actually dead, I found a horde of ants eating it.