Here's the story: Our friend Heather dislikes sharpening pencils as part of her job. Rob went into the classroom where she works and threw a pencil at the ceiling, where it stuck. The teacher encouraged him to throw all the pencils into the ceiling, so he did. They laughed histerically while doing this. When Heather returned to her desk, the teacher told her they needed more pencils sharpened. Heather said ok, then looked up at the ceiling and found all her previously sharpened pencils. Here's the picture.
Lisa is still sick. Tea and a box of Kleenex = happiness.