Rob and I were just minding our own business, working in the garden, when suddenly we were taken by the rapture. We were taken to Heaven where we got a really good view of our discarded clothing. It was really bizarre to sit up there amongst the clouds and angels and such, looking down on our clothes laid out on the pavement.
We were having a great time. Rob was joking around with the angels and telling some great stories, when all of a sudden, I guess they realized they had made a mistake. "You don't belong here," someone yelled. Then they all started chanting it.